Think you know your sweetie? There’s nothing like a joint project to
stretch your relationship skills and test whether or not you two could
spend the next week together, let alone the rest of your natural
lives.
Begin by choosing a simple, fun project that oughtn’t take too much
time. For example, how about remodeling that rental apartment you just
moved in to? To make the project particularly meaningful, focus on
areas that you two are absolutely obsessed about. Better yet, choose
areas that are an obsession for one of you but leave the other rather
indifferent. Mirth is sure to follow! For example, try tackling the
gross, cracking, peeling kitchen countertop that absolutely turns you
off food, even if hubby is eating raw cheese and chips off it with
construction dust swirling all around. Or how about those dreadful red
kitchen cabinets that aren’t particularly pretty but will work just
fine, except that contact paper just is not enough for your honeybun
and they all have to be stripped, sanded, and repainted to match the
(as yet undecided) living room color?
Now that you have a project, you two can split up
responsibilities. Remember that a relationship involves give-and-take,
so put on a cheerful face (no rolling of the eyes!) as you eagerly
take all the instructions, directions, and materials that your mate
gives you. Remember, every situation is a learning opportunity! Ask
questions when things seem illogical (and you will hear yet again why
this is the right way) and feel free to suggest better way of doing
things (fantasies keep romance fresh!).
As you work, keep an eye out for your loved one’s work habits, a
telling window into his internal world. Is your normally
clean-surfaces-everywhere-before-I-can-work freak of a lover now
leaving dripping paint rollers, sponges, and water bottles lying on
the laundry sink countertop so they’re sure to get splashed by your
bucketful of dirty, paint-chip-laden TSP water you’ve just spent the
past two hours sweating over? Does he lose his cool when you
oh-so-tactfully suggest that he put the paint and electrical tools in
their respective drawers even if (true! true!) that may not be the
final place they will go once you truly get the whole apartment
organized? Does he insist on opening every single moving box and
leaving them open all over the apartment, where the paint chips,
sawdust, and house lead is sure to land, thus making you have to wash
everything before you put it away because of course he won’t and you
care too much about both of your healths to ignore the free-floating
danger that he is obviously so oblivious to?
Throughout your project, remember that it is important to preserve
your mental health. To this end, make sure you schedule some play time
to do things you and your partner normally enjoy, such as a bike ride
around town. Take the opportunity to see how your cuddlycakes reacts
to this break: does he embrace it like manna from heaven, an
opportunity to get out for a bit, recharge his batteries, and enjoy
what life has to offer? Or does he become a neurotic fruitcake,
obsessing about all the work that isn’t being done and his slacker
boyfriend who only wants to play while he, the poor darling, is stuck
doing all the work? While you’re out in the great outdoors, it’s a
great time to air out your accumulated detritus of resentments and
listen receptively with lovingkindness to his feelings about the whole
situation. Are you really a lazy bum who would much rather surf the
net than sand kitchen counters? Or have you had it up to here with
caulking, sanding, and painting and are just about to go crazy if you
don’t get away from the house into a semblance of normal life?
Finally, though, you will see your efforts rewarded as your project
nears its end. Home office set up, boxes put away, kitchen functional,
you will admire your handiwork, gaze sheepishly into each other’s
eyes, and repeat those sweet words that alone can echo the sentiment
in your hearts: “Never again!”